He even gave Trump a nickname, “Sleazy Donald,” which is fair since Trump keeps calling him “Lyin’ Ted.” I think these two should meet at the bike racks after school and fight it out. He came out strong and angry and blamed Trump. The only thing that actually makes it somewhat believable is Ted Cruz’s denial. There’s something Ted doesn’t have: friends. The guy who provided this salacious information on Cruz has a history of playing dirty political tricks, and he’s a good friend of The Donald. That might be a reason not to vote for someone. They have also oddly endorsed Trump, which seems fair since their publication is probably his only news source. The National Enquirer has a silent policy of no criticism of Donald Trump. OK, so they’ve been right maybe three or four times … throughout their entire history. You’ll bring up the argument that the National Enquirer has been proven right on John Edwards, Gary Hart, Tiger Woods and a few others. The second thing is that I don’t believe the Enquirer story. Yeeks! That is a bigger concern than where he’s been putting Little Ted. I’m just not really interested in living in a theocracy led by Ted Cruz, whose wife and father believe is a divine messenger from God. Four years of a Cruz administration would force the entire nation to do a walk of shame. But two things: I don’t care about his sex life, and I’m much more concerned about the disaster he wants to inflict upon this nation. I could join in on that glee business at the expense of Cruz’s political career. Did you just raise one eyebrow in disbelief, or did you get all gleeful at the prospect of dirt on Ted Cruz? I already drew a cartoon this week on the icky bed lovin’ of Ted Cruz, but that was before the National Enquirer came out with their story that Teddy Bear has been getting a whole bunch of action on the side. I don’t know what’s less believable: that five women slept with Ted Cruz or that you can find five women who would admit it. You’ll get the Monitor Weekly magazine, the Monitor Daily email, and unlimited access to Clay Jones on his political cartoon “The Seduction Of Ted Cruz,” the inevitable 2016 election sex scandal, and poor, neglected John Kasich If you’re looking for bran muffin journalism, you can subscribe to the Monitor for $15. We’re about kicking down the door of thought everywhere and saying, “You are bigger and more capable than you realize. We have a mission beyond circulation, we want to bridge divides.
We’re known as being fair even as the world becomes as polarized as at any time since the newspaper’s founding in 1908. We’re run by a church, but we’re not only for church members and we’re not about converting people. The Monitor is a peculiar little publication that’s hard for the world to figure out. And I’m going to argue that we change lives precisely because we force open that too-small box that most human beings think they live in. We’re the bran muffin of journalism.īut you know what? We change lives. We’re seen as being global, fair, insightful, and perhaps a bit too earnest. If you were to come up with a punchline to a joke about the Monitor, that would probably be it. Sometimes, we call things ‘boring’ simply because they lie outside the box we are currently in.” My work in Kenya, for example, was heavily influenced by a Christian Science Monitor article I had forced myself to read 10 years earlier. “Many things that end up” being meaningful, writes social scientist Joseph Grenny, “have come from conference workshops, articles, or online videos that began as a chore and ended with an insight. I’ll use my own server,” one of Cruz’s daughters reads aloud from the Hillary-Clinton-themed book “The Grinch Who Lost Her Emails.”Ībout a year ago, I happened upon this statement about the Monitor in the Harvard Business Review – under the charming heading of “do things that don’t interest you”: “I know just what I’ll do, she said with a snicker. Some of Cruz’s “timeless Christmas classics” include, “How Obamacare Stole Christmas, “Rudolph the Underemployed Reindeer,” and “Frosty the Speaker of the House,” which takes a jab at former Speaker John Boehner. But in the vein of SNL parody ads, each title is revised for a GOP chuckle. In the 90-second ad, Cruz is reading classic Christmas stories on the couch with his wife, Heidi, and two daughters. With the caption “Ted Cruz uses his children as political props,” the cartoon, drawn by Ann Telnaes, the paper’s editorial cartoonist, references a political ad the Cruz campaign aired during the holiday episode of Saturday Night Live last week. Caroline & Catherine are out of your league,” Cruz tweeted Tuesday. The Washington Post published, and then quickly retracted, a cartoon Tuesday depicting Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz as Santa and his two daughters as compliant monkeys.
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